Day 3: Ashland to Maysville, Ky.

After spending seven hours in the car yesterday, we welcomed today's itinerary—an easy 40 mile drive from Ashland to Maysville, Ky. Highlights included lunch at the Buckeye Dairy Farm, a potty break in the basement of a former tobacco shop dating back to the 1800s, and an evening spent strolling the neighborhoods of George Clooney's boyhood town. No we didn't see George (who occasionally visits) but we did meet a man who had seen George's dad walking his dog earlier in the day.


Budget
Breakfast: free at hotel
Lunch: $13.30 (Buckeye Dairy Bar)
Dinner: $27.12 (Carota's Pizza, Augusta)
Gas: $36.61
Hotel: $69.11 (Best Western Maysville, Ky.: clean and well-located; free breakfast; swimming pool.)
Total: $146.14

Highlights

1) Portsmouth, Ohio
A posting in a Chowhound forum brought us to this Ohio town, directly across the river from Ashland, Ky. I was dead-set on eating at this place after reading this descriptions of the Hamburger Inn:
This tiny hole-in-the-wall has been around since the 20s, and serves the most amazing small burgers you will ever find. The burgers are moist and perfectly cooked, placed on a soft bun, sprinkled with a little salt and topped with pickles. 
I wanted to cry. The Hamburger Inn was closed—as in shut down forever. But that seemed to be the case with most downtown Portsmouth businesses, except for a string of fast-food restaurants next to the highway (and we made a pact that we'd steer clear of chains on this road trip).

I later read on Wikipedia that the Portsmouth economy has declined ever since the 1980s when the steel mills closed due to foreign competition. Now, it's known for its prescription drug epidemic. In 2011 NBC aired a special show called In-Depth: Hillbilly Heroin that took a look at the effects of drug use on locals.
Down the road we found the Buckeye Dairy Bar in West Portsmouth....

And after driving all over the depressed downtown Portsmouth in search of a place to eat, we were excited to follow this tidy little path. Many road-side burger spots are run-down and dirty. This one was spotless and well-landscaped, and the young high-school kids working the window were friendly. 

 We considered ordering the pork tenderloin because it was unbelievably cheap.

 But the wise (and thrifty) foodie couldn't resist the Buckeye Burgers for $1.75.

Lunch for a family of four cost only $13.30—and that included bacon and cheese on my burger, a vanilla shake and a sweet tea.


2) Shawnee State Forest
What should a family do after burgers and shakes? Hit the trail!
We walked under a canopy of impossibly green trees in the Shawnee State Forest, which spreads upward from the Ohio River just west of Portsmouth. The trees aren't as tall as those in our California forests but they seem greener. Look up into the canopy and you see a sea of neon green.


3) Maysville, Ky.
 I learned about Maysville from The New York Times. A 1986 article read: 
Maysville [is] a skinny town squeezed between the river and a steep hill where houses stand on descending terraces. Seen from the hill, Maysville is immediately appealing. You see rooftops, green trees, the white spire of the Mason County Courthouse and the sweep of the Simon Kenton Bridge crossing the river to Aberdeen, Ohio. (Not only are accents different across the river but some people in Maysville will also tell you that Ohio people look different.) It's a friendly place. A visitor who'd stopped to study the walking guide map was spotted by a Maysville resident who came up, beaming. ''Honey,'' she said, ''if you need help, I hope you'll ask. Anybody!'
After reading the article, I decided that we needed to spend some time here and I booked us a night at the Best Western Maysville Inn.
As soon as we parked our car and started to stroll through town, which was sleepy on a Sunday afternoon, a Maysville resident approached us (just like in the Times article!). She wanted to know where we were from and asked if we needed anything. Turns out my son was on the verge of peeing in his pants, and so Bobbie opened up her art studio  housed in the skinny building pictured above, and led my son into the basement of what was once a tobacco shop.

"Don't worry!" Bobbie said to my son, who looked frightened to be walking down into a dark basement. "I'm not going to cut your ears off." Bobbie sent us off with some note cards featuring her pen-and-ink drawings of historical buildings in town and gave us some tips on where to eat.

Because it was Sunday, most businesses were closed, including the well-loved Chandler's. Cincinnati residents drive an hour along the river just to eat here.

The Russell Theater gained fame for its world premier in 1953 of Maysville native Rosemary Clooney's first movie, "The Stars are Singing."

A series of murals painted on a massive flood wall, protecting the town from the river, tell the town history.

A bridge connecting Maysville and Aberdeen, Ohio, is one of five replicas in the country of San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge.

One of the many historic and beautiful buildings in Maysville.

An old Pharmacy.


4) Augusta, Ky.
 There are many reasons to love this river town, just down the river from Maysville. George Clooney grew up here, and who doesn't love George? But also this town's old buildings and homes are well-kept, the streets are tree-lined and shady, and the main street opens up onto the river. While many towns on the Ohio are shut off from the river by huge flood walls, Augusta practically falls right into the water with a grassy park sloping down the banks. This is a place where you can get intimate with the Ohio, and on the evening when we were there, the river looked spectacular, glistening under a setting sun.

Let's get back to George...because I have to admit that's the real reason I dragged my family to Augusta. This is a photo of George's aunt Rosemary's house. The house is now owned by Dr. Steve Henry, former Ky. Lt. Gov., and his wife, Heather French Henry, former Miss America (who was born in Augusta), and they have turned it into a Rosemary Clooney museum, which was closed on the day we visited.

George's parents are a few blocks away on Fourth Street. I met a local who had just seen George's dad walking the dog that morning but I felt silly asking him for the address. The locals seem respectful of the Clooney's privacy. "We don't get all excited and starstruck when we see them," one Augusta resident told me. "They're just real people who have done a lot for our town. And George is quiet and really nice."

This is a famous restaurant called the Beehive (one of George's favorites, I'm told). It was closed in February 2011 after a slow winter but a new owner is re-opening it in July.


George Clooney isn't Augusta's only famous resident named George. The grandparents and parents of General George Marshall lived in this house. Marshall was chief of staff of the United States Army during World War II, and at the end of the war British Prime Minister Winston Churchill hailed him as "the true organizer of victory." Marshall made the cover of Time magazine as Man of the Year. As Secretary of State, he helped crafts the Marshall Plan, and went on to win the Nobel Peace Prize in 1953.

 This 200-year-old home originally housed a Methodist college.

 The kids got bored of looking at houses so they made friends with a cat.

But my husband and I kept looking at houses. I loved this front porch that's a perfect spot for sitting in a rocker and sipping a mint julep.

Another historic home.

Dinner in Maysville at Carota's Pizza. My kids liked how the slices were cut into squares.

On the way back to Maysville, I spotted this fixer-upper. Don't you see the potential?

What's up next? Tomorrow, we drive to Cincinnati.
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Day 2: Pittsburgh to Ashland, Ky.

This morning we said goodbye to Pittsburgh and began our journey along the Ohio River. Just outside the city the river shoots up and then bends down, forming a rainbow. To save time, we didn't travel along this section and drove directly into West Virgina, where we met back up with the river in Wheeling.

To stay close to the river, we drove country highways rather than the main Interstate. As a result, a drive that should have taken 5 hours took us 7 and by the end my kids were throwing stuff at one another in the backseat and my husband wouldn't even talk to me. In hindsight, we should have broken this drive into two days—but thankfully it's the longest drive on our trip so the worst is behind us. And in spite of the last dreadful hour, the day was fun overall and we saw a lot (while staying under budget).

Budget
Today was inexpensive. We only spent money on food and lodging, and our big activity, going for a hike, was free.
Breakfast: free
Lunch: $28.75 (Ye Old Alpha, Wheeling, W.V.)
Dinner: $19.50 (Ribs & Bikes Festival, Pomeroy, Ohio)
Hotel: $108.80 (Best Western River Cities Inn, Ashland, Ky.: clean hotel with free breakfast and a late afternoon "cookie break.")
Total: $157.05


Highlights 

1) Wheeling, W.V. 
This industrial town of red-brick buildings is gritty and depressed with many empty downtown store fronts, but we found a few interesting attractions: the Capitol Theater where Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard once played, a suspension bridge that was supposedly the longest in the world at one point in time, and the Victoria Theater, which broadcasts a live radio show known as the Victoria Jamboree on Sunday nights. Dating back to the 40s, the show features bluegrass and country music.


2) Ye Old Alpha, Wheeling, W.V.

A line of animal trophies, with a massive smiling moose in the middle, hang above the bar of this dimly lit Wheeling restaurant where locals go for cold beer and burgers.  
If we weren't traveling with kids, my husband and I would have loved to sit at the bar.
Instead we opted for the room with a pool table.
Ice berg wedge salad topped with bacon and blue cheese. Yes, it was delicious.


3) Highway 2, W.V.
This four-lane highway follows the river from Wheeling to Parkersburg, W.V.—and took us through the heart of America's chemical industry. Every 10 minutes, we seemed to pass another coal-powered chemical plant. We also passed through dozens of little towns. Some looked lost and forgotten, with even their strip malls empty and blighted. In one sleepy spot, "the world’s largest cut nail factory" had a big for rent sign on its roof, and everything around it looked closed. But we also saw more lively towns, most of them with a huge plant or factory at the center.
Barges carrying coal are a common sight on the Ohio River.
Set on the banks of the river amidst forests of impossibly green trees and dramatic skies filled with puffy clouds, this industrial mass with skinny smoke stacks towering above looked strangely beautiful.
I knew that we were close to Amish Country when we spotted this roadside sign (the shop was closed). But for the sake of time and money, we opted to not detour off our main route and drive into the heart of it. Next time!
In many of the towns we drove through American flags hung from the telephone poles and lampposts.
Passing through Sisters, W.V.
Hardware store in Sisters, W.V.
Mayor's office in Sisters, W.V.
In town called St. Mary's, we crossed a bridge onto an island in the center of the Ohio that had been turned into a wildlife refuge. We never saw any birds, but we enjoyed a great walk.
The bridge that takes you on and off Middle Island.



4) Highway 124, Ohio 
In Parkersburg, we crossed the river to Ohio and followed Highway 124 to Pomeroy. The skinny, two-lane road passed cornfields, red barns, old stately homes with big front porches, a few sleepy towns—and the only Civil War battle site in Ohio. That’s when my husband slammed the brakes and pulled over the car.
At Buffington Island State Memorial Site, the interpretive signs will tell you how “3,000 Union, artillery, infantry and cavalry, accompanied by U.S. Navy gunboats, caught up with Morgan’s Confederate troops.” My husband read all of the interpretive signs...
While my kids and I ran around the green grassy space.
Here my kids are climbing up a Native American mound.
This is a special monument commemorating the site and those are cornfields in the background.
We later drove by yet another coal-powered plant, which looked spectacular set amongst a field of hay bales.

5) Golds Wings and Ribs Festival, Pomeroy, Ohio
Fried pickles, fried Oreos, racks of ribs, and packs of Harley Davidson bikers on the banks of the Ohio River. We felt worlds away from San Francisco at this down-home festival and enjoyed every moment of it.
What's up next? Tomorrow, we drive only an hour to Maysville.
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Day 1: Pittsburgh (It's not the Pitts!)

If you've ever heard that Pittsburgh is the Pitts, there's absolutely no truth to it. This gem of a city is pretty and scenic, clean and tidy, even hip and cool, and thriving with life. Located at the convergence of three rivers, it's filled with elegant bridges, 46 total, many of them painted a bright golden color. There are also world-class museums, charming neighborhoods, grand mansions, funky art galleries and coffee shops, and dramatic skyscrapers. The downtown is compact but the skyscrapers seem as high as those in New York and when you look up the effect is dramatic. We were also struck by the whimsy of the architecture. Castle turrets topped one skyscraper—no wonder the new Batman was filmed here.

It's also a city of green hills, leafy trees, and meticulously landscaped public spaces. We spotted flowers along the freeway, and planter baskets overflowing with color hanging from lampposts. And, most important (to locals), it's a city of sports teams. Two major stadiums, where the Pirates and Steelers play, front the river and offer striking skyline views.

Pittsburgh experienced a downturn in the 1980s when the last of the steel mills within the city limits shut down, but this city of 300,000 has come back strong.


Budget
We're doing this trip on $200 a day and here's a look at how much we spent on day one.
Breakfast: free at hotel
Parking: $2
Lunch: $20.94 (three sandwiches at Primanti Bros.)
Snack: $7.53 (one sundae and candy at Klavon's Ice Cream Parlor)
Parking: $1
Museum admission: $30 (Andy Warhol)
Dinner: $45.50 (Rose Tea Cafe)
Hotel: $117.44 (Best Western Parkway Center Inn: large hotel with quick and easy access to downtown. Free breakfast, evening cocktails, parking and airport shuttle are big pluses.)
Total: $224.41 (Argh! We went over, but tomorrow should be a less expensive day)

Highlights
Here's a look at everything we did today. Unfortunately, our day started late because we slept in after our delayed flight brought us into Pittsburgh at midnight the night before. But we still managed to see (and eat) a lot. 


1) Headwaters Ohio River
We're following the full length of the Ohio River over the next 10 days, and so our first stop was the headwaters. From where we're standing in this photo, you can see where the Allegheny and Monongahela Rivers come together to form the Ohio.


2) Primanti Bros.
Sandwiches stuffed with meat, cheese, cole slaw and...french fries? Yes, hand-cut fries, and it was absolutely delicious. Because we're on a budget, we ordered three for the four of us and that was plenty. The sandwiches are monster-size and you can barely get your mouth around them. This is a local chain but we visited the first location on 18th in the Strip District.


3) Klavon's Ice Cream Parlor
After lunch we walked a mile down Penn Ave to this old-fashioned soda fountain that dates back to 1923.  Everything is original including the 20-foot-long marble counter where you can sit on a stool and sip a phosphate.


We split a turtle sundae with chocolate and vanilla ice cream, caramel, hot fudge, nuts, amaretto whipped-cream and two cherries. Our family was literally fighting over every bite.

 Notice the dollop of whipped cream on my daughter's chin.

For kids, Klavon's is better than Christmas. The selection of candy is overwhelming and everything costs about 5 to 25 cents. For adults, the candy counter is a walk back in time. You'll find everything candy buttons and Lemonheads to Neccos and Jujyfruits.

We let the kids pick out one candy each. They spent at least 20 minutes deciding.


This is what happens when you allow your child to eat Fun Dip.



The kids also wanted ice cream cones but we decided that they'd had enough sugar for one day.


4) Andy Warhol Museum
I've always been intrigued by the life of the late artist Andy Warhol and I love his brightly colored artwork. And so when I found out that admission was half-off at the Andy Warhol Museum on Friday nights, I decided that we must go. Warhol grew up in Pittsburgh and six stories of galleries are filled with exhibits about Warhol's life and some 500 of his works. This might not seem like a kid attraction but my children loved the gigantic soup can, the wall painted with cows and the famous silver cloud room where you get to throw giant balloons filled with helium into the air. 










5) Andy Warhol Bridge
After dinner we took a walk across the Andy Warhol Bridge. Most of the downtown bridges are yellow to match the city's official colors of black and gold.
 
The bridges are made from steel that was locally produced.
 
Pittsburgh is often called "The City of Bridges."
 
My daughter got mad and decided to sit down because....
 
my son and I were acting crazy.

 


6) Rose Tea Cafe 
This tiny restaurant in the Squirrel Hill district dishes up Taiwanese cuisine—and the food must be authentic because everyone eating there was speaking Mandarin. The stir-fries are fresh, spicy and packed with flavor. I devoured my chicken curry and my kids slurped up a bowl of chicken noodle soup. We especially loved the frothy milk tea drinks filled with gooey tapioca balls and served in Mason jars with brightly colored straws. The kids ordered yogurt smoothies, which were tart and sweet and slushy like a Slurpee.

What's up next?
Tomorrow we're driving to Ashland, KY. We'll be following the route that hugs the Ohio River. Feel free to suggest places where we should stop along the way in the comments.
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Hello Pittsburgh!

After a string of flight delays, we finally landed in Pittsburgh, where we plan to begin our 10-day road trip following the Ohio River. We checked into the Best Western Parkway Center, just outside of town. It's got just what a family traveling on a budget needs: swimming pool (free entertainment!), complimentary breakfast, and affordable rates.

We're looking forward to spending our first day and Saturday morning in Pittsburgh (although the weather looks nothing like that in the photo above. It's raining). Here's a look at some places we hope to visit:

Primanti Bros: It's a local chain of sandwich restaurants, where you can get french fries in your sandwiches. My friend Jennifer Reese, author of Make the Bread, Buy the Butter, suggested it.

Mount Washington: The best place to take in views of the city. It's free!

Architectural walking tour: The Pittsburgh History & Landmarks Foundation offers a series of free downloadable walking tours that will take you by the historic buildings on Grant Street and Fourth Avenue, in Market Square and the Cultural District, as well as the city’s bridges and river shores.

Oakland District: University of Pittsburgh, Carnegie Mellon University and a bunch of museums including the Carnegie Natural History Museum (we plan to hit this before we leave on Saturday because Bank of America customers get in free on the first consecutive Saturday and Sunday of each month in 2012)

Andy Warhol Museum: Half-off admission on Friday nights.


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Summer family road trip begins with a string of delays

We were all ready to go. Bags packed. Boarding passes printed out. The cab was on its way to drive us to the San Francisco Airport. And then American Airlines called and an automated voice told us that our plane was delayed two hours. At least we were still at home and didn't have to wait at the airport.

By the time we made it to the airport, we found that storms in the south and East had delayed many planes. We bumped into some friends who were trying to get to New York and they'd been at the airport all morning. But we finally got on the plane and made it to Dallas.

But the best part of this story comes on the second leg of our trip, when we were flying from Dallas to New York. Our plane was about to take off when suddenly it turned around and returned to the gate. Turns out a drunken woman refused to wear her seat belt. The unruly passenger was escorted off the plane, and an hour later we took off.

 Another passenger on the plane knew the woman who got kicked off. They weren't traveling together or close friends. They just lived in the community.

The flight attendant asked, "What's she like?"

The woman screamed out, "That woman is a ****!"

That's when my daughter asked, "Mommy, what does that word mean?"

As a result of all the fuss, we got extra special treatment on American Airlines. Free snacks for the kids and a mini bottle of wine for mom.
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Summer road trip: following the Ohio River

Every summer our family of four hits the road for a week-long trip. Last summer, we drove across Montana. Another summer we cruised up I-5 from San Francisco to Seattle. We've also followed Route 66 and traced the length of the Mississippi River, which actually took us three weeks.

This summer we're following the Ohio River, from Pittsburgh to Paducah (that has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?). We'll be covering 800 miles in 10 days and passing through five states along the way, Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, West Virgina, and Kentucky.

The Ohio River isn't an especially sexy option. It doesn't star in any blockbuster films or bestselling options. It's not something you see advertised as a major tourist attraction in glossy magazines. There are no glamorous cities or big-name national parks along this route. I couldn't find a single guidebook covering the drive.

But as I dig deeper and deeper, I've come across more and more information about the river and area around it. I read about the stretch that passes through rural northeastern Kentucky in a 1986 NY Times article.


Mary Augusta Rodgers writes:
Augusta, Maysville and Washington are three small pioneer towns in northeast Kentucky - a gentle and pastoral land with a savage history, where old buildings are left to tell some of the story. And the Ohio River keeps rolling on.

Soon after leaving Cincinnati and crossing the Ohio River into Kentucky, you suddenly enter the rural South. Accents are soft and life seems to move at a slower pace.
Sounds lovely, doesn't it?

I also read about Paducah, KY., our final destination on the river, in the Times.

Evan McGlinn writes:

Paducah isn’t Podunk these days. Thanks to its Artist Relocation Program, artists and gallery owners, and people who like artists and galleries, are coming to this town of 27,000 at the intersection of the Tennessee and Ohio Rivers. 
The more I dig and read the more I'm drawn to the rural countryside of Kentucky and the Industrial cities: Pittsburgh and Cincinnati. And I've always wanted to see Louisville.

Have you driven along the Ohio River? Do you have any suggestions for places to stop along the way?
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